Where the f*ck is my yacht? | Luxe Hoodie

This heavyweight hooded sweatshirt carries a wry, late-night humor across a clean white canvas. The back reads a blunt, tongue-in-cheek question in soft red text — a little rebellious and very human — that lands like a private joke between friends. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite you to curl up with coffee, run errands, or stand on a balcony while plotting the next absurd adventure. The fabric’s balanced cotton-poly blend gives a lived-in softness without sagging; knit without side seams for a smooth, flattering silhouette. Subtle options like DTF sleeve or wrist accents and possible chest embroidery let you personalize how loud (or quiet) you want to be. This is a hoodie for people who appreciate dry humor, honest statements, and garments that feel like they’ve been with you through weird, memorable nights.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz) for warmth and soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape
- Drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements (chest, wrists, sleeves)

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean